I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

SO SEXY IT HUUUUUURTS

(also Jack has passed the woman test, congratulations dude you're not a man)

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

SPOILER: HARRY POTTER IS A WIZARD

Gross, alien babies.

SUCK IT REDS etc.

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Hell yeah. Rick Astley works every fucking time.

... well that's the first time I've used it and it probably did nothing but THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE.

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A little while after this post.

( it's right romantically; )

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So I should probably tell her that I want more than this.

But that'd fuck it all up so never mind.

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YOU KNOW I'M NOT THE LITTLE BOY THAT I USED TO BE
I'M ALL GROWN UP NOW BABY CAN'T YOU SEE

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON
SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT
I'M IN LOVE WITH STACY'S MOM

Oh hey I kind of turned 18 two days ago.

Yeah fuck you too, Zarathustra. Fuck you too.

MAMA, OOOOH
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON, CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MA

oh fuck you fantina and your psychic-types